Sorry this one’s a little late. Travel schedules around here have been rough!

From the “outrageous” to the ridiculously stupid things people have done, it would appear that drivers everywhere have lost their minds.

Among those drivers not behaving erratically, though, some seem inexplicably confused, others justifiably frustrated, and at least one more alive than has been recently reported.

If you’re a Toyota Camry driver in Portland, Oregon, you can start driving your car again, as local authorities have finally arrested a drug-addled misfit appearing to suffer from O.C.D. (Obsessive Camry Driving).

We’ve located Wonder Woman…she’s a Ferrari mechanic! Or, well, at least we may have located her latest ride.

If she can’t save the struggling automotive industry, though, maybe Steve Jobs can! Here’s an app that can drive your car.

If you’ve ever had the urge to decorate your vintage Mercedes in a covering of bones, then you’re very likely this guy. Currently, there is no app for that.

If Mazda’s design chief has his way, there could be a new RX-7 soon. Honda, meanwhile, has revealed the EV-N concept, challenging the notion that “barriers loom” for plug-in cars.

Over at Chrysler, though, there is nothing new at all.

Looking at the car industry at large (which is apparently knee deep in spam), it seems that the Tokyo Motor Show, normally a hotbed of automotive excitement, is relatively uneventful this year.